About the blog:

Well, hello!
Thanks for stopping by to read my opinions about movies that I see. Some are older and most are new. Some I go to see in the theaters (both live performances and movies) and some I watch from the comfort of my own couch and even more, I will watch from the amazing Netflix app.
Of course, these will be my personal thoughts about the targeted item, however, it will give you an idea of whether it's a colossal waste of time or worth a shot!

Friday, December 15, 2017

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 15 December 2017
Director: Rian Johnson
Writer: Rian Johnson based on characters by George Lucas
Running Time: 2 Hours and 32 Minutes
Rating? PG-13
SPOILERS? NO

REVIEWS
MY RATING: 8

STORYLINE
Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares to do battle with the First Order.

MY REVIEW
OMG! OMG! OMG! I was waiting for this one to come out for such a long time! I tried to remain spoiler free fro the most part but there were a handful of things that slipped past. Luckily for me, they did not ruin the movie. Since the news that Disney was taking over the Star Wars franchise I had mixed emotions. On one hand, I didn't want them to ruin the legacy that George Lucas created and on the other, I knew that Disney would revive the series and put out a lot more for me to watch. I am still torn.
I wanted to love this movie. I really did. I had the highest of hopes and was ready to write a review and call this movie a 10! I will not be doing so. I left the movie on Friday night with a kind of lack of enthusiasm that I do not expect from a Star Wars movie. It took a day or so and a few more viewings to really let the story sink in and I think that made it go from a strong 6 to a full on 8.

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • The Last Jedi proposes a new idea that I absolutely love. YES, the Jedi Order CAN end. The Force does not need to live within a Jedi, but can live independently within us all. This was the strongest of the themes that stuck with me after the movie. I love the idea that each one of us caries some piece that can be awakened into magic!
  • JOHN WILLIAMS- THIS IS STAR WARS. The Music off John Williams will always be the glue that hold all of the Star Wars universe together for me. It's classic. Its fun to listen to and it's forever.
  • New worlds. New people. New circumstances.
  • STAR WARS!!!!
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • I will not say too much as this is a spoiler-- Princess Leia. Seriously. Did that really happen? Couldn't they just let that one go and let us move on? No, so, no what? How are you going to deal with that in the next movie Rian Johnson!?
  • Holdo? Hold on! I think the addition of new characters into the SW family is awesome. I love seeing new folks get a chance to love out their dreams in this universe! I think the story arch that she was in would have been more poignant if they had let Admiral Akbar or Leia take on that task. It would have left us with a more meaningful idea.
  • There was a bit tooo much humor. I did enjoy some of the laughs as it did bring back some of the fun aspects of Episode 4. But it was a bit over the top.
  • Kylo Ren's flip flopping. Just be bad or be good. Pick one and move the hell on!
  • Benicio del Toro plays himself. Enough said.
What QUESTIONS do I now have?
  • Snoke? I get it, he's just Snoke. He's not a different character reborn as Snoke. I know after the Empire fell the First Order took over with the Knights of Ren but they seems to have their shit together a little more than the Empire. I just need to understand Snoke's origin.
  • Rey's Parents? Did Kylo Ten lie to her or are her parents "nobody" just like the young Anakin?


On a more personal note..... 
WE WERE ON THE NEWS! Terry and I were interviewed about our love of Star Wars! 

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Sunday, November 19, 2017

Justice League

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 17 Nov 2017
Director: Zack Snyder
Writer: Chris Terrio and Joss Whedon
Running Time: 120 Minutes
Rating? PG-13
SPOILERS? NO

REVIEWS

STORYLINE
Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists the help of his newfound ally, Diana Prince, to face an even greater enemy. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to find and recruit a team of meta humans to stand against this new threat. Despite the formation of this unprecedented league of heroes, Batman, WW, AquaMan, Cyborg and The Flash may already be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

MY REVIEW
First, I'd like to say that this MAY have gotten a lower rating simply for the fact that I was sitting in a theater (Lynnhaven Mall) with the dregs of society, i.e.: tiny humans and their handlers as well as medium humans with little respect for cinema rules such as turn off your cell phone and stop the jibber jabber!

I do give Zack Snyder some credit for a decent movie. I loved some of his previous movies such as Suicide Squad, 300 and Watchmen.

It was definitely not a BAD movie. There were a few things that I really enjoyed however, there were not enough to get the rating for me past a six. Let's discuss.

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • Jason Momoa- Dear Mr. Momoa- Can you please just leave your shirt off forever? K-Thanks!
  • The comedic interjection from The Flash. I can see the Joss Wheedon humor in this. Love me some Joss!
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • Length!- This movie was really just too long. Between the 22 minutes of previews and the 2 hour movie. I was twisting and turning in my seat. Seriously, next time, I need to go to Strawbridge, where I can at least sit in a recliner!
  • The League Itself- Not saying too much here, but Batman just got everyone together and they are all good to go? I mean is there some sort of Superhero Monthly Mixer so no one is really a stranger? I didn't think the movie gave me enough to feel the group is a team other than a mishmash of meta-heroes working together. They were stiff and plainly one-dimensional. Didn't really see much to talk about.
  • Theme and Cohesion of Story- This is a patchwork of stories and themes that are all muted together into a movie that is FAR TOO long!
  • The Villain- What a downer! I just felt like there was nothing there. His plot line was so weak
On a more personal note..... Had a lovely brunch this morning with my friend Melissa and then off to finish grocery shopping and finally to the movies! Bonus- Here's the K2SO head that we printed on the 3-D printer last week!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Girl fo the Golden West

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What QUESTIONS do I now have?
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On a more personal note..... 
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Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Samson and Delilah

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Saturday, September 9, 2017

Beauty and the Beast

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 17 March 2017
     9 September 2017 
Director: Bill Condon
Writer: Stephen Chbosky and Evan Spiliotopoulos
Running Time: 129 Minutes
Rating? PG
SPOILERS? Yeah, but it's not a new story

REVIEWS
MY RATING: 3 (3 for the Movie, 0 for the Story itself)

STORYLINE
"A tale as old as time..." An adaptation of the fairy tale about a monstrous prince and a young woman who fall in love...

MY REVIEW
I obviously didn't go see this in the theaters.. I will NOT go see a kids movie with actual kids near me. Not my thing. I did however, watch it at my friend Melissa's house on her comfy couch.  I was not expecting to like this movie but I did, to some extent.  Yes, I know I gave it a 3 and that's pretty low, but it was the story that could not let me go any higher.

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • I actually appreciated the musical interludes.
  • CGI had its moments of being pretty great with the Beast. He had some pretty well done hair movement that I was not really expecting.
  • Josh Gad! I think he was my favorite part of the movie. He was amazing!
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie: Point to be made, it's not the MOVIE that I didn't like, it's the actual story. I have NEVER liked Disney movies or stories much due to the fact that most are sexist, racist and just plain inappropriate for modern society.
  • Well, what I didn't like is STILL the same thing that I didn't like when I first read this book and saw the movie as a kid. It's freaking Stockholm Syndrome! (No, I didn't know that word as a kid, but when I realized what it was, I knew!)
  • Unmarried women who can't feed themselves are begging in the streets and there is no compassion. A "beast" lives in the area and has an opulent home while the townspeople have little or nothing. It's the 99%! 
  • Belle seems to be an entitled bitch! She is always seen making comments about the small town and showing her contempt for provincial life. She is willingly taken as a prisoner but decides to allow the 'slaves' of the Beast to serve her. Basically, marry for money. Terrible message.


On a more personal note..... Took a quick selfie on the way to Chad and Melissa's and of course a few of the kids! Isabella, Jinx and Rocket.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

IT (2017)

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 7 September 2017
Director: Andy Muschietti
Writer: Chase Palmer and Cary Fukunaga
Running Time: 135 Minutes
Rating? R
SPOILERS? NO for the most part but if you DON'T want SPOILERS, stop reading when I say SPOILERS!!

REVIEWS

STORYLINE
In the town of Derry, the local kids are disappearing one by one, leaving behind bloody remains. In a place known as the Barrens, a group of seven kids are united by their horrifying and strange encounters with an evil clown and their determination to kill IT.

MY REVIEW
This was one of my favorite re-adaptations I've seen in a while. This was a good blend of Horror and Comedy with just enough to keep your eyes interested and your head engaged in the story. 

Thanks to my friend Joe for the SPOILER LADEN review after mine!!

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • Acting- I RARELY like movies that star massive amounts of children. I am not a fan of them (kids) in general and  that's just a thing for me. But this worked! The child actors acted their little black hearts out for this movie! 
  • Cinematography- There was some amazing framing in this movie. There were a few times when the camera would pan out and around to show one of the characters and then a larger empty hall or open field that left an uneasy feeling of emptiness that was unsettling. After I realizing it was Chung-hoon Chung, the same cinematographer as Oldboy and The Handmaiden, I was not surprised
  • Score and again, this was not a surprise as Benjamin Wallfisch was the same genius behind Hidden Figures, 12 Years a Slave and V for Vendetta.
  • Bill SkarsgÃ¥rd, just like your awesome brother, Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd, you sir, awe amazing. This was a truly terrifying and entertaining performance.
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • MIKE HANLON's part was not what I wanted to see at all. He was such a large part of the book and the first movie. His role was parsed out to various people in the new film and I just missed that person!
  • It did feel rushed at times. I wanted more of the story and purely more of the 


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JOE'S REVIEW 

So having recently (within 3 months) reabsorbed the novel, a few things in the movie seemed off. Mainly, that a lot of Mike Hanlon's status and use to the loser's club was absorbed by Ben Hanscom. Mike was the historian of the team. He was the one that made them aware of It as a constant entity and it felt like they intentionally cut him down to a farmer from his original place.

He was also Henry Bowers' biggest target due to racism passed through the family. In the book, Henry Bowers kills Mike's dog in childhood. His family has a running hatred of the Hanlons because they are black and the Bowers blame them for all their failings. The movie skirted this entire subplot. Richie in the books is afraid of werewolves because of a movie he watches with Ben and Bev. This was also skirted in the movie for a fear of clowns, which seems like it was done for convenience. Most notable absence was the "everyone on the team has a purpose" aspect of the losers club. In the book, Bev is the fighter, Mike is the brain, Richie is the support, Stan is highly organized, Bill is the leader, and Eddie is the cautious hypochondriac. They all also take abuse which helps bond them.

Bill is alienated from his family after Georgie's death. Stan gets a lot of anti-Semitic abuse. Eddie is a Munchausen syndrome by proxy child that is constantly watched by his mother who hates the losers. Bev has a similar home life to the film but her mother is present and largely supporting the family on wait staff jobs. Mike gets Henry Bowers' abuse. His aunt, cousins, and Henry pick on Ben. Richie is a large target of Bowers because he talks back. Lastly, Mike does not kill Henry in the book. Henry is traumatized by IT and sent to an asylum after It kills Belch and Criss.

Patrick Hocksteader and Belch Huggins are bigger characters in the book with Patrick being a "rich kid playing with the wrong side of the tracks kids" is a psycho who also has homosexual urges (including jacking Henry off at one point). Some of the gang was written out, Moose Sadler and Vic Criss mainly.

The film did get a lot of things right. The kids are left on their own a lot, except Eddie who has to sneak out most of the time. Stan is the most hesitant of the group in the book because the chaos of It messes with his ordered mind the most. Bill does have a form of PTSD in the book from Georgie's death. Bev's abused home life is more implied than shown in the book. The bond of the losers club is more solid in the book but still captured well. The house on Neibolt Street is almost exactly as pictured in the book. The movie could not really capture a lot of the book because there is a LOT of history and world building in the book. There is more discussion of what IT is and why the town ignores it, leaving the "intentional or accidental" part up for debate.

I would also be remiss if I didn't point out some Easter eggs from the movie. There are multiple references to other King properties in the movie ranging from images on shirts (a car with teeth referencing Christine, multiple turtles referencing both the book and the Dark Tower, the Ford Pinto Eddie's mom drives is the same as the car from Cujo). Another deviation: In the book, the Bowers gang breaks Eddie's arm in retaliation for the rock fight, rather the Neibolt Street house. 
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Saturday, August 26, 2017

Death Note

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 25 Aug 2017 (Netflix)
Director: Adam Wingard
Writer: Charley Parlapanides and Vlas Parlapanides
Running Time: 1 Hour and 41 Minutes
Rating? TV-MA
SPOILERS? YES

REVIEWS
RT: Critics: 39% Audience: 25%
MY RATING: 3 is all I can do

STORYLINE
Ripped from Japanese Anime.. a high school student named Light Turner, discovers a mysterious notebook that has the power to kill anyone whose name is written within its pages and launches a secret crusade to rid the world of criminals.

MY REVIEW
So, I have seen the original Death Note and have a little knowledge of the book itself. That being said, I was not a fan of this movie. It was less comparable to the original and more on the line of Donnie Darko. It has bright spots but no where near enough for a redemptive up-rating. It ;leans towards a teenage melodrama and steers away from the original intent of the story. I do want to give Willem Dafoe a LARGE nod of the head for his portrayal of Ryuk. 

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  •  Willem Dafoe- You, sir, deserve a special shout out! Excellent job sir. You alone get this movie a 3 instead of a 1!
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • Lakeith Stanfield's portrayal of "L" was a little ridiculous to me. He was hard to take seriously and occasionally bordered on the deliberate exaggeration or an imitation of something that he was not super interested in copying.
  •  Nat Wolff and  Margaret Qualley as the two main characters. Just not awesome.
  • The rules? It seems that there are a lot of rules that are just introduced as plot development needs  and pretty ridiculous since they don't even follow the rules themselves! I mean, seriously, why can Mia WRITE in the book, TOUCH the book but NOT SEE Ryuk?!?!?
On a more personal note..... Had a lovely  afternoon AFTER the movie with my friend Melissa and then a few pictures of the babies, Dexter Morgan and Rocket J.


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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Spiderman Homecoming

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 7 July 2017 (in theaters 23 July 2017)
Director: Jon Watts
Writers: Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley
Running Time: 2 Hours and 13 Minutes
Rating? PG-13
SPOILERS? NO

REVIEWS

STORYLINE
Thrilled by his experience with the Avengers, Peter returns home, where he lives with his Aunt May, under the watchful eye of his new mentor Tony Stark, Peter tries to fall back into his normal daily routine - distracted by thoughts of proving himself to be more than just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man - but when the Vulture emerges as a new villain, everything that Peter holds most important will be threatened.


MY REVIEW
Truth be told, I am not a Spiderman fan. Never have been. Likely never will be. To me, Spiderman is always going to be Adam West however, this movie did not suck. I did enjoy it even though I was not sold on the idea of making Spiderman in High School. I mean, didn't we already have that one a long time ago?!?

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • Michael Keaton! I think he may have been my favorite part of the movie. 
  • Loved the new suit
  • CGI was pretty decent 
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • I think some fat writing/Acting was lacking. The conversations in the majority of the dialogue heavy scenes felt forced. I felt like there were really only two decent actors (Holland and Keaton)
  • Bad jokes that fell flat.
  • As much as I LOVE Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) I feel like the Spiderman movie was extremely heavy on the Stark items.
  • OMG Plot holes a-plenty! 
On a more personal note..... I was packing to go on a work trip and Rocket decided he was going to try to go with me. I called Terry to help me in the kitchen and he showed up wearing a Storm Trooper Helmet! And finally, I made a cake. Turned out pretty awesome!

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Atomic Blonde

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 28 July 2017
     Sneak Preview 19 July 2017
Director: David Leitch
Writer: Kurt JohnstadAntony Johnston
Running Time: 1 Hour and 55 Minutes
Rating? R
SPOILERS? NO

REVIEWS
IMDB: ?? of 10
MY RATING: 9

STORYLINE
An undercover MI6 agent is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and revoker a missing list of double agents.

MY REVIEW
This was a pretty amazing movie. Due to it not being released yet and I got to see a pre-release preview, I don't want to go into too many details. 

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • Setting- I love the setting. Berlin wall is a month from being torn down.. US, British, French and Russian spies a plenty! Excellent use of music and costuming! This was a visual masterpiece.
  • Violence was necessary and perfect.
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • Not much. I think the only thing that was a little iffy was the twist, or the twist on the twist, or the twist on the twist of the twist... It's almost like they filmed 3 endings and decided to use them all!


On a more personal note..... Finished my 3-D printed Wonder Woman Tiara. Wore it to work today! Finished a new trooper helmet. Isabella and Dexter were pretty cute!