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Thanks for stopping by to read my opinions about movies that I see. Some are older and most are new. Some I go to see in the theaters (both live performances and movies) and some I watch from the comfort of my own couch and even more, I will watch from the amazing Netflix app.
Of course, these will be my personal thoughts about the targeted item, however, it will give you an idea of whether it's a colossal waste of time or worth a shot!

Showing posts with label Chris Pratt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Pratt. Show all posts

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 5 May 2017
     Lynnhaven AMC 18 7 May 2017
Director: James Gunn
Writer: James Gunn, Dan Abnett
Running Time: 2 Hours and 16 Minutes
Rating? PG-13
SPOILERS? NO

REVIEWS

STORYLINE
Set to the backdrop of 'Awesome Mixtape #2,' Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 continues the team's adventures as they traverse the outer reaches of the cosmos. The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage. Old foes become new allies and fan-favorite characters from the classic comics will come to our heroes' aid as the Marvel cinematic universe continues to expand. Written by Marvel Studios..


MY REVIEW
It's difficult to pinpoint why I just didn't feel this movie. It could possibly be that it was PG-13 and I typically HATE sitting in theaters with kids. This was part of the problem here too.

{Side Note- Dear Parents- If your kid cannot sit and enjoy the whole movie without you having to tell them to sit still and watch, kick my seat repeatedly or a hundred and fourteen other things that drive people crazy, DON'T BRING THEM!!}


This is a very by the book script. Nothing too big on the surprises or even the creativity. It just fell a little far from the mark for me. It was by no means a bad movie. It was entertaining and I liked it, but I didn't love it.

I think of it like this.. back in the day when a cassette tape came out there was an A side and a B side. Everyone loved the A side. It had all of the best songs. All of the best lyrics. Every song was a sing-a-long classic. Then there were the B sides. They were typically not your first choice, but they were from your favorite band, so you tried. You listen a few times and wait. Listen a few more and wait a little longer. But they just weren't as good as the A side. That's how I feel about this movie. It's the B side of the original. I wanted to like it more than I did. I gave it a good and decent shot. It was just a B side movie.
What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • The Music! There was not one song that I was not tapping my foot along with. 
  • Baby Groot! When last we saw Groot, he was in a flower pot dancing along to the music. He's the star of this movie of me. Beginning scenes showcase all that I love about Groot.
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • Plot- A little heavy handed on the "Family is important" kick for me. Leaving ghee whole subplot when a family member betrays one of the characters a little outside of the ballpark. The plot was just below average.
On a more personal note..... Had some sweet kitty time today with three of the 4 bears. Dexter, Rocket and Isabella were super friendly. Jinx not pictured as he was more concerned with trying to escape into the backyard.

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Sunday, January 1, 2017

Passengers

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 21 December 2016
     Saw this 1 January 2017
Writer: Morten Tyldum
Director: Jon Spats
Running Time: 1 Hour and 56 Minutes
Rating? PG-13
SPOILERS? YES

REVIEWS

STORYLINE
A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 90 years too early.

MY REVIEW
I read a few bad reviews and went into this movie with some pre-conceived notions of what I was GOING to think of this movie. I did LIKE this movie. Not LOVE. Yes, I get the idea that they were trying to get across, but something kept nagging at me the whole time. Yes, this is a SPOILER, so SORRY! I could not get over the idea that Chris Pratt's character WOKE her up on purpose here 'cause HE fell in love with her like a crazy stalker and HE decided to wake her up early. It's because of HIS loneliness and desire that SHE was bound to not reach her destination on the colony. That's not romantic. That's ILLEGAL!

What I DID LIKE about this movie:
  • Conceptually, this is a plausible idea for a movie. I for one, have really thought about the overpopulation and over polluting of the planet and this just advances the idea.
  • Visually, this was a pretty awesome ride. Still not enough to redeem this deplorable basic nature of the movie.
What I DID NOT LIKE about this movie:
  • Like I stated in the start, this is a physiologically damaging movie. Chris Pratt's character literally kills her by waking her up 88 years too early! How on this earth could she forgive him and live happily together on the ship alone for the rest of their lives? Preposterous!!
  • The SCIENCE- I don't think the majority of the watchers of this movie were too interested in pointing out the scientific flaws, but for me it was definitely a let down. I get it though, the story over the possible.


On a more personal note..... So January came in with me getting a NEW TATTOO! So super excited! Clay put the dark and outlines in first and we do the color on my BIRTHDAY (February 4th) I started a new piece that I am calling "the Naked Cellist". I will try to finish soon so it can go into the next show~


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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Jurassic World

GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 12 June 2015
Running Time: 124 Minutes
Staring:  Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Irrfan Kahn, Vincent D'Onofrio and others...
Rating? PG-13
SPOILERS? YES

REVIEWS
IMDB: 7.5 of 10 Link
Rotten Tomatoes: Critics: 71% Audience: 83% Link
MY RATING: 8 of 10!

MY REVIEW:
Okay, it's a sequel and we've all been programmed to compare them to the original. This was no different. I wasn't expecting an Academy Award Winner, but I was going into the movie expecting a dinosaur laden, fun romp on Dinosaur Island.

I went into this movie with low expectations. I was surprised! The plot of 1) heres the dinosaur 2) the dinosaur gets loose 3) the dinosaur eats people was a little more interesting with the addition of the crowd of tourists. I liked the fact that they were addressing the parks visitors "boredom" with the standard dinosaurs by creating a new hybrid called "Indominous Rex." Seriously? What a name. I am considering renaming my youngest kitten Isabella because of that!!

Bryce Dallas Howard plays the perfect "Auntie" who can't be bothered when her nephews come to visit Jurassic World and leaves them in the obviously incapable hands of a lacky. I thought the idea was a little obvious, but I do consider myself a pretty decent judge of plot lines. Then there's Owen, perfectly played by Chris Pratt with his boyish charm and occasional witty remark. Well cast. They make an odd couple in the end, but in the grand scheme of things, who are we to say who is right for another person!

I did appreciate the showdown of sorts at the end. I won't give IT ALL away but there is an old gigantic friend who makes a cameo in the last twenty minutes of the movie.

A few small issues:  They seemed to follow the script of taking the typical archetypes from the "How to Write Anything" book.. I mean, come on, tech nerd saves the day.. ex-military dude is an evil twat, cool ex-navy hero, cold but likable lost princess, etc..

In the end, it was a good summer flick. Lots of adventure and action and I enjoyed it, especially the third act!
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