GENERAL INFORMATION
Release Info: 29 August 2014
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Staring: Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, etc
Rating? R
SPOILERS? YES. But it's horrible, so you shouldn't see it anyway!
REVIEWS
IMDB: 6.1 of 10
Rotten Tomatoes: Critics: 27% Audience: 40%
MY RATING: 1 of 10
MY REVIEW:
I don't give out 1's in my reviews too often but this deserves every iota of that 1!
I love scary movies, I know, I say that all the time. That's just because I go to a lot of scary/horror movies and most of them are suck-tactic. I just want you to know that I am not just a glutton for punishment. I see them with a hopeful heart that modern day screen writers will come up with something new and awesome.
This one fell so far from the mark that I could not believe I stayed for the whole movie. I think it was just to see if anything got better in the end. Nope. I know I'm not the only one who watches these things and says in my head for the cast not to go in there or not to open that door. This was just a cacophony of ridiculous events one after another.
So, there's a catacomb with some scary Dante's Inferno line... "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here." That line should have been made available to the watcher. Then they go down into the catacombs and stuff happens. Not awesome scary stuff, but stuff.
This was catastrophically horrible.
